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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


Nobel peace prize -


TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am
What... the... F@#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.


Retards -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 3.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:42 pm
This is hilarious! I've seen this multiple times, yet I'm surprised I haven't voted or commented yet. 5 special birds!
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 4:27 am
An absolute classic.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:18 am
continued from p***ious, It'r rather sad to see our truely hard work overshadowded by the p***erted minds of the teenagers who post and lie about their age.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:13 am
That's why I don't paricularly like this site to post on a regular basis. It's all ***ual posters that are NSFW, or cheesy fad posters, H.I.M.'s Petrer Griffin Poster is WAY too overrated and even HE agrees with me. It's rather sad to see our hard works o
Sean - March 23, 2008, 2:56 am
Bloody under-rated. And I'd say that even if I was sober.


Bear Calvary -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 2.79/5

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Justin - August 2, 2009, 7:29 pm
Where do you buy this poster at? kinkadeguru@gmail.com
VinceVicious - December 24, 2008, 3:35 pm
especially with that a**ortment of automatic weapons!


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

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falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


OH SHIT -


TAGS: lion animal ****
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:34 pm
Male lions generally don't do the hunting at all. They're semen factories for their pride, that's it.
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2013, 1:56 am
Us predators hate it when that happens. Our food always running is bad enough, fighting back is worse.
Preacher Man - April 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
Run, Mufasa, RUN!
SLOHAND62 - April 19, 2013, 3:48 pm
5winded lions for a timely laugh today. Thanks for sharing
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
This is why lions don't like to hunt alone.


TRULY FRIENDS - They will try to help you, no matter if they can't make any difference.




CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.


TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...


RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up




CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


A DUCK AND A CHICKEN -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.17/5

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NickDahlmier - May 24, 2016, 6:37 pm
Af-fila...(Semi-truck honks) Aw-F#@&!!!
Sho - March 11, 2015, 1:07 pm
come to Motifake instead. 5L
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:40 pm
...and y'all say my jokes are bad! 5 clucking lions!
MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:48 pm
5 quacks 'cern!


PLEASE SIR - Think of the children


TAGS: otter cute animals
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:24 pm
If human children were that cute I would think of them more often. Really, I would.


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




MATHEMATICS -




BEST FRIEND MY BALLS - WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND WOULD HAVE YOUR TESTICLES REMOVED


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.5/5


SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal




COURAGE - Some are just born with it.


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.48/5

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alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 6:06 am
I've seen this ph**o before, I was more impressed with the dogs self control, than the cats foolhardiness.
Benlulz - April 21, 2011, 3:54 pm
The cat must've gotten an 11 kill streak. hmm.. looks like i'm addicted.
deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:09 pm
attack dogs


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

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steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


PSYCHIATRY -


TAGS: cute animal listen to me
Rating: 4.84/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:49 am
At least with this guy, you KNOW he thinks you're nuts.
tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:27 pm
So cute.


DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?




NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

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Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I a**ure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?


The Fifth Element: The Animation -


TAGS: fifth element animation
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 9, 2016, 12:36 am
Although it had it's moments, there were lots of irritating moments as well.
Silverheart - July 8, 2016, 9:29 pm

The Fifth Element is a sci fi movie from 1997 (I think), Milla Jovovich fist movie. Pretty good movie. This appears to be an anime-fied pic of it. I'd watch the crap out of that movie, but argument invalid is kind of a lame punchline.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2016, 8:46 pm

i have no idea what this means.


MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!




GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him




PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any


TAGS: chipmunk animals blz
Rating: 4.82/5

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ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 11:38 am
Technically he's not lying. Cause that's not a peanut lol Sorry, I had to.


ANIMAL - You may as well Admit it.... He is and always will be the greatest Muppet.




MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: iwo jima memorial marines
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 12:58 am
Actually, turns out that's a false rumor that's been around for a long time.


CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.17/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!




DIRTY MIND -


TAGS: dirty mind imagination
Rating: 2.81/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
This WAY old, This has been to the end of the internet and back


SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?


TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




I DON'T CARE -




BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!


TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

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ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D


MINIMALISM -




LUNCH - Another way we can impact the environment in a negative way.




gary oldman -


TAGS: google images
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 2:43 am
I just tried...omg!! LOL x 5


THIS EVIL ANIMAL -


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

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yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Yes! Yes! Oh God YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.


THIS CHRISTMAS -




CAVEMAN PIC FODDER THREAD -


TAGS: dogs ninja cat animals
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:44 pm
Nope, a Ninja cat would have hid the bodies.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:41 pm
I'm exploring my feminine side today :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 9:31 pm
Lol. I like this


PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG


TAGS: gator animal funny water
Rating: 4.21/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:44 am
They also fetch the next dogs (we're still working on giving the dog BACK though)


HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !


TAGS: cat kitten fur hand animals
Rating: 4.14/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol


MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




BUNNY SLIPPERS - Watch where you put your feet




COLORED CHICKS - are especially lovely at Eastertime


TAGS: easter animals
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - March 11, 2014, 4:37 pm
Dude. Jus' sayin'.


SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.




CAT LOVE - I missed you too.




LUNCH - I like a bacon cheeseburgers because it’s nice to know at least two separate animals died to satisfy my hunger


TAGS: cheeseburger paradise frank j imao
Rating: 4.09/5

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sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:35 am
Or at least maimed
Cubbybear - December 23, 2009, 11:21 pm
Wow! 5/5


PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!




LOVE - MONEY MAY BUY YOU A FINE DOG BUT ONLY LOVE CAN MAKE IT WAG ITS TAIL


TAGS: love dog animal tail wag
Rating: 4.66/5

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LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 9:41 am
Ilove dogs too....covered in BBQ sauce :) 5L for making me smile this morning
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:37 am
well thank you my friend, a merry christmas to you too. I love your avatar, by the way.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am

merry christmas sunny. at last you get a 5L from a huge dog lover.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




GRIMACE! - And you thought he was just an imaginary McDonald's character.


TAGS: grimace mcdonald s head
Rating: 1.95/5

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TigerKid - December 8, 2008, 12:20 am
Reminds me of those Thumb charcters
Big Daddy - November 11, 2008, 3:48 am
lol
BANJAXED - August 12, 2008, 5:25 pm
WTF....Sad part is , this doesn't looked shopped , his head weighs about 78 pounds


BE BOLD - You're already screwed. Flaunt it and keep yourself entertained.


TAGS: cat dog animal
Rating: 4.96/5


THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America


TAGS: ultimate pizza
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring ***e?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:52 pm

I love Dr. Pepper.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. I never saw the gun.. I was too busy studying the ingredients and weighing what the consequences would be in making it.
Claire - July 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
Agreed.
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
Dr. Pepper and a handgun get 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 3:32 pm
HOLY SHAT! That is just disturbing!


GOD -


TAGS: people common imaginary friend mariand
Rating: 3.65/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:23 am
Sooo shared! xx
mariand - April 9, 2012, 12:00 pm
ipa, this poster doesn't say that God exist or it not exist... it just say that most of the people believe in a God... what for do you need a proof?
ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:37 pm
one last comment. I never said god existed, i just asked for proof of postion. to all is say believe/disbelive as you will, just just dont put it in my face with out proof
rerun - March 24, 2012, 9:42 pm

I have a great idea. Let's not continue to comment on this poster. I forsee trouble brewing here. End it now.
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
nice one Mariand... 5L
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:16 pm
I'm not going to play any sides specifically, I'm merely going to ask one question: You said, "unless u can prove it it aint a fact" (copied from your post), now the question: "Where's proof that he does, in fact, exist??"
mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:51 pm
@ipaprime... I believe in God, but if you can't tell me that you've seen Him, if you can't tell me you've touched Him, then He's only your imaginary friend... OUR imaginary fiend.
caveman - March 24, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ipa just relax,i belive in god but i find this poster funny, hell i've made some posters like this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2012, 7:34 pm
You see. To us it is a fact. It's unimaginable that there is a magic man in the sky.......There's no debate. But this site is not about religion...make a funny pro Jebus poster and we'll 5 it...for the funny...not the delusion.
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 7:17 pm
Welp, ips, I checked…Moti-f-a-k-e…not Motifact. But, I must step aside, every time I type in ‘ipa’ the fridge calls, and who am I to argue in this absente reo situation. Serious, start a thread. I hate 255 charms or less when serious banter is coaxed.
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 7:05 pm
ipa, you're making a 'russels teapot' argument.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:31 pm
or it looks like thats what you are doing.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:30 pm
my thing is people make statements like this as if it is a proven fact. unless u can prove it it aint a fact. i dont care what u believe in just be prepared to back it up if u try and say its a fact.
Greeny - March 24, 2012, 6:10 pm
It looks like Alanis Morissette's
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 5:18 pm
Ipa; start a thread, call it rhetorical religion. That way you can turn a minor Tourette into a full blown facial tic. As for this pic, and seeing those hands, I’m just enjoying the thought that God is a Lady….kinda like a reverse LeRoy Neiman cartoon…….
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:25 pm
It was a rhetorical question ipa. =)
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 3:12 pm
any 1 I dont care
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:10 pm
Which one?
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm
does
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm
Thru the use of science please PROVE god doen not exist
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:32 am
n-i-c-e


CATASTROPHIC FAIL - when "epic fail" just doesn't quite say it...


TAGS: ultimate mega super fail
Rating: 3.21/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
just a tip. there's already been about a million Fail posters already


PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

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Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
crappiest


SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...




WHEN PIGS FLY - Well, how about beagles?


TAGS: dog animal fly beagle
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:38 pm

get this to http://www.digmydog.org/ ....and nice


SIXTY PERCENT OF PIT BULL ATTACKS - OCCUR BETWEEN TYING THE BANDANA AROUND IT'S NECK AND PUTTING THE SUNGLASSES ON IT'S FACE


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - May 26, 2014, 1:59 pm
It’s just another rule of zero origin in a bastard language. Linguists say ‘just remember it’, like ‘i before e except after c’…weird.
GaryO - May 26, 2014, 1:58 pm
By golly, yer right. Wonderful first post, by the way. Rather ironic, dontcha think (?), it bein’ Memorial Day an all. Actually, the possessive pronoun has always been a bit of a conundrum, even for you Nazis.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:11 pm
IT's not IT's...
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:45 am
HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS HIDE
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 6:58 pm
Never ever try to paint their toenails!


OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.




IMAGINATION - There are times when words utterly fail to express the thoughts in our hearts. Perhaps such thoughts lack words for a reason.


TAGS: imagination rhino bomber airplane wtf
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 10:53 am
Agreed with Verdect, drop the picture in Ph**ochopped as well, has a good chance to get through there
cousinit - August 29, 2011, 10:32 pm
Thank you! I appreciate that. I hope you like the next one, too.
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nice fir5t effort


THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




YOUR DOG - has his own way of saying he doesn't like your new GF


TAGS: perfume dog gf girl animals
Rating: 4.85/5

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Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:38 am
Had a dog once who buried everything an Ex gave her..from food to toys. I broke up wit the gal, you gotta trust animal instinct.


POP QUIZ - I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.




EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


SOME THINGS -


TAGS: childhood imagination to infinity sunwolf
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 7:44 am

awesome...fav'd. my fav collection is basically the AM collection...p'ffft
Greeny - May 19, 2011, 6:06 am
I beg to differ; while I didn't really have a costume to go with my wings,they did allow me to fly... just not very horizontally.
MPsniper - May 19, 2011, 5:07 am
stupid humans: WARNING, costume does not allow you to really fly.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
I never had one ;(
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
I did that once - how true it is
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
Excellent. 5L Airman


MEDIUM RARE -


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


HURR HURR - I'm a Batman :3


TAGS: hurr durr burr ima batman
Rating: 1.07/5

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Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:56 am
He extorts it.
ICEMAN - November 28, 2010, 2:54 am
Aggy has his secret stash.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:54 am

like a cattle farm, only cattle farm is better
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:52 am
I've never heard of it, so probably not.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:51 am

they still make that?
ICEMAN - November 28, 2010, 2:50 am
Yep, Aggy is old school alright. He would suffocate that barbarian with his Hai Karate cologne.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:45 am
Bon huit!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:44 am
I gave in to temptation... I voted >_< Gave myself a whopping 1, though!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
Ciao, rerun... mille bacci!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
Yeah, I thought that a bit strange to hear of snow up there so early. Usually we don't see a hint of it 'till late January! Mid 30's, I can deal with that!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
If you had a smile like Claire, you'd be safe. I'd have that barbarian out cold in a second if he crossed me. I'm no internet bully. Old-school, here.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:40 am
Goodnight. And nah, not gonna vote. As I said before (and I meant it), I couldn't care less about getting high votes. I just made these to show my cousin 'cause I thought it sounded funny in my head.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:40 am
*mid 30's
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:39 am

g/night sunshine.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:39 am
No fair aggy, I bet if I had a barbarian like Claire, you feel the same for me...lol Goodnight
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:38 am
had a cold spell and the usual screams of snow (early for this year) but the rain has moved it back up to the low 40's down to low 30's at night
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:38 am
Everyone have a good night, and play nice... or I'll come back and ban everyone I see logged on. Except Claire, of course.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:37 am

Isn't Saint Cloud cold this time of year as well?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:36 am

you going to vote on your poster? Or did you give yourself a 1?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:35 am
Hahah. Sure isn't. -__- Hey, Monkeylove, so you're from Portland, Oregon? I hear the weather is getting pretty cold up there! I can't wait 'till I'm back up there.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:33 am
Nothing g** about that.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:33 am
I was just kidding. I have no idea who Lucas is. I just threw that out there. Though, I did know a kid back in high-school jazz band named Lucas.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:30 am
Lucas.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:29 am

sax? I would never have guessed.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:29 am
Who brief who? I'm so confused.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:28 am
He clearly didn't brief you on the reception you'd get here?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:25 am
Oh, he's fine. He's been really excelling in his saxophone lessons recently. I hear he's trying out for the state orchestra!
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:24 am

Just curious, how is Lucas? He hasn't been around in awhile
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:21 am
I guess you're right, Rerun. That's gotta be my initials!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am
Hmmmm, weird. That's a saying in my hometown, too. Small world. Who woulda thought there would be more than one Portland with the exact same motto.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am

figured that was your initials....so guess you would be the answer.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
At your service, dear. In the spirit of hellraiser... what is your pleasure?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
Who you calling "RH", JC!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
There is a saying where i live... Keep Portland Weird. I am willing to bet on this one.........(F@#%k Me)
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:16 am

why you blocking us RH?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:15 am
Okay, I give up. It's a bunny.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am
Where is that d*** Italian/Mexican transvestite of a mod when you need him?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am

Mars? I thought is was a rather odd shaped piece of toast with a green symbol of puritianism on it
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:13 am
if it is OR, I don't claim him, ok guys?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:12 am
Please , nooooo....
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:12 am
It's actually the planet Mars... Learn your planets -__-
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:11 am
it looks suspiciously like OR
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:11 am
Oh god, my geography sucks... what state is that?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:09 am
I said "All the time, wherever I go, I see stupid people". Somewhere along those lines :P
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:59 am

you calling me an idiot? Thumb Wars!!!! I got $50.00 on Claire to win.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:59 am
You should. I would very much like to know the context. And probably because I haven't been to Japan since I was 12. ;)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
I'll be glad to translate it, though. If you want :)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:57 am
Is that all you understand out of what I said? 'Cause if you were ever fluent, I would hope you remember at least more than just that. I mean those that don't speak a lick of Japanese know what "baka" is! Heheh
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:55 am
Much. However, I haven't been fluent for a number of years. I do still understand what "baka" means though.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:52 am
Haha, that was actually pretty funny, Rerun. I can't tell if you understood what I typed though, because your response makes sense both ways. :)
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:51 am

sorry my bad, does is "tingle" or burn when you urinate? It actually does make a difference
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:49 am
I didn't have enough room to type it out fully. Itsumo to dokomo ni ikite bakajin o miru yo. Is that better for ya?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:47 am
@Rerun...lmafo
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:44 am

Mainichi kikasarereba iya demo oboeru. Itsumo dokomo baka-jin.....I really hate this too, I usually take two tylenol & it clears me right up
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:42 am
Neither is Japanese, apparently.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm still confused as to what constitutes my need to speak to someone who's native to a language other than English. I never said it was my main language, but I never said it wasn't either... Mainichi kikasarereba iya demo oboeru. Itsumo dokomo baka-jin.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:28 am
Well, if you are interested, just take some time browse the site, forum and feel free to chat with us. we have several English as second/third language here. And trust me, not too many people post gold their first time.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:21 am
Good to know, Agdaniele. Thank you. It'll definitely save me a lot of un-needed internet drama (though, occasionally it provides a bit of humor sometimes).
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:12 am
You can actually right-click the preview, and save-as... if you don't want to submit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:08 am
Then make it somewhere else.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:06 am
Do people compete for votes or some crap on this site? That's pretty ridiculous. I just made this for my own personal use.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:05 am
browse the site a little bit, and keep trying. If you have questions, pm some of the folks labled as greybeards
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:05 am
browse the site a little bit, and keep trying. If you have questions, pm some of the folks labled as greybeards
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
Ok, I googled it.... 1L
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:00 am
Google "Hurr I'm a durr".
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:59 am
I will withhold voting until someone explains this to me.


CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?




STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


ABSOLUTE TRUTH -


TAGS: animal wtf
Rating: 2.67/5

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Borp - June 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
Looks like an ACORN voter to me.


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




JEALOUSY -


TAGS: jealousy eyes imagine
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - August 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
5uperb
gas - August 7, 2011, 2:36 am
and imagination has no limits... thx all for the votes :)
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:21 pm
That's life and human nature.... unfortunately.
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 7:30 pm
5weet
mariand - August 6, 2011, 1:53 pm
true 5tory...
Reality Lord - August 6, 2011, 1:10 pm

awe5ome


Stupid Ideas -




PARANOIA - When a moon is just not a moon anymore




WTF!? - I ordered white wine!


TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.81/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am
Red wine with basil.


ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE - winning the War on Terror. One Jackass at a time.




THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


AL GORE - The planet's rectal thermometer


TAGS: liberals democrats climate congress funny
Rating: 3.3/5

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Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:11 pm
Best way for a more accurate temperature reading.
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
Very nice, comment. Made me laugh, thanks.
Narutarded - March 13, 2009, 10:49 am
The planet has a fever, and the only cure is... MORE COWBELL!!!


THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: neilgaiman school worth sad hammy
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:11 pm
They should have warned me that cops weren't really my friends, and would always, ALWAYS regard me with suspicion.


FRIENDSHIP - A CAT WILL BE YOUR FRIEND BUT NEVER YOUR SLAVE




FARTS - When You Let Out A Good One You'll Know




WHAT?! - what the hell did you just say?!?!?!




FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture




I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.


TAGS: complex image mirror broken fix
Rating: 4.72/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:40 pm
5 Ayes!
Dignity - July 19, 2011, 3:39 pm
That's bad luck.. 5L
Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:19 am
I raffed...
Sho - July 17, 2011, 3:46 pm
Thx all.
Reality Lord - July 17, 2011, 2:07 pm

solid 5. excellent
caveman - July 17, 2011, 2:23 am
love it, 5L for you
rerun - July 16, 2011, 6:09 pm

wow, this is amazing. 5L


WTF -


TAGS: fap to animals
Rating: 3.62/5

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BEHOLD ULTIMATE STUD DORK - YOU WILL NEVER REACH SUCH HEIGHTS OF UNADULTERATED DORKINESS




HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.


TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 1.88/5

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BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to f***ing die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.


EXPECTATIONS -


TAGS: reality imagination love boxman hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 10, 2012, 8:25 pm

motitwist Hammy,motitwist
Hawamleh - May 10, 2012, 5:47 pm
Thank you :) and I'll keep that in mind !
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:44 pm
That's too motivational to be a demotivator. 5L anyway.


SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.


TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

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Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D


A MOUSE IN A MOUSE - so that's how they do it!


TAGS: mouse computer animal tech
Rating: 3.57/5

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gas - December 17, 2011, 3:13 am
mouseption
CloudchaserS - December 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Yo Dawg! We heard you like computer mice so we put a mouse in your mouse so you can left click while you left click!


MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.


TAGS: mountain goats mountains animals funny
Rating: 3.52/5

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Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 10:41 am
lol
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 4:08 am
Hammy on Spring Break.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 7:31 am
mind you he did allzat 2 get 2 the vegatation bhind him.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:12 pm
Spidergoat! Spidergoat! Does whatever a Spidergoat does!


ANIMALS -




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